Profit Airlines — HR Bulletins https://profitairlines.fun/bulletins/ Imaginary corporate memos from a satirical virtual airline. en-us Employee Benefits Expanded to Include Aircrafthttps://profitairlines.fun/bulletins/employee-benefits-expanded-to-include-aircraft/https://profitairlines.fun/bulletins/employee-benefits-expanded-to-include-aircraft/Fri, 09 Oct 2026 00:00:00 +0000Human Resources announces its most expensive new benefit: access to the airplanes you were hired to fly. Catering Department Discovers Sandwiches Have a Costhttps://profitairlines.fun/bulletins/catering-department-discovers-sandwiches-have-a-cost/https://profitairlines.fun/bulletins/catering-department-discovers-sandwiches-have-a-cost/Fri, 09 Oct 2026 00:00:00 +0000The board has referred the matter to an investigative subcommittee on unapproved bread expenditures. Management Announces Partnership After Negotiating With Itselfhttps://profitairlines.fun/bulletins/management-announces-partnership-after-negotiating-with-itself/https://profitairlines.fun/bulletins/management-announces-partnership-after-negotiating-with-itself/Fri, 09 Oct 2026 00:00:00 +0000A strategic agreement has been signed between departments that share a remarkable number of executives.