Catering Department Discovers Sandwiches Have a Cost

The Finance Department regrets to announce that the Catering Department has identified an unexpected operating expense: food.

According to preliminary reports, passengers occasionally express a desire to receive refreshments during flight. Management has reviewed this proposal and determined that food requires acquisition, storage, and, in certain cases, chewing.

Immediate action items

• All complimentary refreshments have been referred to the Complimentary Expense Review Committee.
• Crew are reminded that an empty trolley is lighter, and therefore potentially more efficient.
• Passenger satisfaction remains a key performance metric, provided its improvement does not reduce another metric management prefers.

A study is underway to determine whether telling passengers that they have eaten is materially different from feeding them.

Profit Airlines remains committed to operational excellence, subject to a satisfactory purchase order.

This is a satirical HR bulletin. On an actual simulated flight, obey the rules of your simulator, network, and our published SOP.

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