Employee Benefits Expanded to Include Aircraft

Management is pleased to announce a landmark improvement to the Profit Airlines employee benefits program: pilots may now operate aircraft.

This industry-leading initiative follows an exhaustive review of the costs and benefits of permitting qualified flight simulation enthusiasts to participate in a virtual airline.

Benefits included

• Access to available Profit Airlines aircraft, subject to FlightLinq dispatch and simulator compatibility.
• The opportunity to file flight reports after completing flights.
• An official handbook containing actual rules, regrettably.
• Access to fictional wages, which should not be confused with money.

Benefits not included

Please direct all questions about stock options, complimentary sandwiches, executive parking, and the holiday bonus to the Department of Unavailable Funds.

The Board wishes to emphasize that aircraft access is not a promise of reasonable management decisions.

Important, non-satirical note: We are a real community of people playing a flight simulation game. Pilots are treated with respect, and the Pilot Handbook contains the actual policies.

Human Resources
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